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[wingenvy]

So, uh, Spike.

About that dress I just found in your closet.

[Locked - 70% unhackable]

Testing 1, 2, 3!

Tell me how I'm doing, guys! And if anyone has any pointers, that'd be awesome, too. This is kinda important.

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[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

You were supposed to laugh.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Guess I'm not that easily amused.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

What a killjoy.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...seriously though.

You really want to spend the rest of your life in an orphanage? I kind of pictured you having something more...exciting for a lifestyle.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

I tried the exciting lifestyle. Kinda not cool how things ended up.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Ech.]

...I'm not a very reliable roommate. I might run off at any moment.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

I might chase you and hit you for leaving me behind.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...right.

...it won't last forever anyhow. You'll find someone, I'll find someone, and we'll get tied down elsewhere.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

Anything's possible.

But we'll always be friends, right?

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Yeah. No changing that. Ever.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

Then I won't regret a thing.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Not like it'll be much of a change. Considering you're already doing my laundry.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

Don't forget the cooking.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

So you're doing the cleaning, the cooking, I go out and do things and make you watch the kids...you're practically my wife.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

....I-I am not!

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Oh mm hmm. Sure.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

You're the one with the dress.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

That I wore once and never will again. You're definitely the wife between us.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

If I were you, I wouldn't go around broadcasting that.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

This is locked, isn't it?

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

I'm just sayin'.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I'm not stupid.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

I could always unlock this.

[Private; Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Everyone would know what a wife you are, then.

[Private; Voice]

[wingenvy]

It's not like I keep it a secret that I do your chores.