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[Zack is outside House 50 doing squats. Endlessly. No, he's not getting tired anytime soon. He's going to break his old record, goddammit.

Feel free to talk to him, bother him, or challenge his squatting skills, but this is one minigame he's undefeated in!]

[ooc note: Okay guys, I have a prospect for you all! Zack's been affected by the event, Crisis Core style. Part of Crisis Core, for those who are unaware, is the DMW, aka the Digital Mind Wave. Essentially Zack gets a slot machine of people with whom he bonds, granting him a new special attack.

Come and talk to Zack, and your character may get added, with their own quote + special attack; give me something they might say and something significant about their abilities and attack style and I'll think something up for him, Or if you have an idea, feel free to suggest it :3 This is just for fun so it's by no means required that they fight!

Just say in the subject title that you want a DMW, and if they talk enough Zack'll get one /o/]

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[This is getting annoying now. So Cloud is going to do the completely adult thing and-

Kick Zack in the back of the knees so he falls down.]

[AUGH YOU JERK YOU MADE HIM FALL OVER.]

Hey! I was just enjoying your story!

[Cloud sits down firmly on Zack's stomach and chest. He's not light as a feather either.]

I'm not an idiot.

[Oof. You're heavy, you jackass.]

I never called you one. Get the hell off me, Spike!

You might think it's funny, me in a dress. Funny that I look like a girl. Maybe it is.

[Cloud leans over and flicks Zack square in the nose.] But even if you had your mako I could still kick your ass six ways from Sunday, so I don't think you should laugh at me.

[.....What.]

...Cloud, are you on crack or something? It's because you can kick my ass that it's funny.

Then stop laughing at me or I might have to.

I couldn't stop laughing. It wasn't a voluntary thing.

[This is the face of a man unconvinced.]

[Fine, you bastard, get a knee in the back.]

Ow- [Cloud rolls off of Zack, arm reaching around awkwardly as he rubbed the small of his back, kneeling a bit away from him. Preemptive attack!]

Zack, you're my best friend but you're seriously asking for it.

Bring it on, Miss Cloud. [Yeah he totally went there.]

[All right THAT'S IT. Cloud readies himself to pounce- his HP, MP and timer bars pop up and he-

...waits. Waits his turn.]

[Unfortunately for Cloud, Zack's a bit faster on the uptake. As soon as Cloud tenses, Zack recognizes his intent to do battle.

Activating Combat Mode

And Zack immediately rolls them right over to reverse their positions.]

[...wait.

Wait a...wait. He didn't get a preemptive notice...although in retrospect a preemptive notice is kind of contradictory, but that's beside the point right now.

What matters is that Zack cheated. Again.]

Hey.

[Mwahaha pinned.]

Hey, what? Why'd you stop?

[Cloud pushes himself up on his elbows -as much as he can- indignantly.] I didn't stop, I was waiting for my turn.

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That again? Spike, you don't take turns in fights.

[Stubborn chocobo is stubborn.] Yes you do. That makes it fair.

...But you're inviting your opponent to hit you.

[Oh hay guess what happened while they were talking. Cloud rocks and rolls them over, pinning Zack instead.]

Yeah, and then you hit them back.

[You jerk >:| Zack's not waiting for any damn turn and starts wrestling back again.]

It's better to just evade the attacks!

That doesn't take any thought at all! [Fine, if Zack's gonna cheat then so is Cloud. He wrestles back. >:|]

It's just dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, smack, run away. Where's the strategy in that?