[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Hey, everybody, it's Cloud's birthday! Be sure to wish him well and give him a big hug, okay? It's just what he wants!

Oh, and everybody in Brave Vesperia, or anybody who's thinking about joining- don't let Yuri's business talk fool you. Next time we have a meeting, we'll make it a big party, so get ready, okay? Bring food if you can! Lots of it!

Tifa, you're settling in okay at home, right? No catfights between the girls yet? [Yes, he means Tammy and Cloud too.] Sorry about the mess outside, I'm still working on Tammy's stable.

Speaking of which- Spike, I'm gonna need a hand getting the walls up.

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[wingenvy]

I seem to recall hearing a good tale about a Wall Market don's balls, for one.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[GRIN. w-why does that one amuse Aerith so.] He was very opposed to parting with them.

[wingenvy]

Aerith, any man would cower at the thought of having their balls crushed. There's a reason men don't threaten each others' privates.

.../is now associating Aerith's happy icons with castration

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[Shaking her head.] Maybe not as a joke, but Cloud threatened to cut them off.

Besides, crushing was Tifa's job. I volunteered to rip them off. [SHE REMEMBERS WHO HAD WHICH, WHY.]

D8

[wingenvy]

[Aerith this is both hilarious and horrifying, why would you even.]

Aerith: |3

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[Consider how much freakier this would be if Aerith decided to demonstrate the intimidation tactic. Thank God she wouldn't do that.]

It got him talking!

[wingenvy]

[KJASDHASDFSFKJDHSKJFHDJHFDJHFJDHFJDHFDJHAKJHDFKJDSHFKJDHF-]

Er. That's not exactly the point.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[Considering now.]

...there probably was a better way, but the whole thing had to be improvised on the spot. I think we did all right, up to the trap door. [Falling into the sewers was definitely not the highlight.]

[wingenvy]

You can be a real scary lady sometimes, Aerith. If I'd been in Corneo's shoes, I'd have wanted you girls as far from me as possible.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[yay, kiss~]

I'm only scary when I need to be.

[wingenvy]

[As much as you like.]

So what did you do when you weren't getting kidnapped or threatening men's private parts?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Or persuading them to dress in drag and drawing naughty pictures?

Hmm...well, I kept growing and selling flowers, of course. I took care of Daisy until he left. Doing chores, saving up gil and exploring Midgar...besides getting kidnapped and threatening men's balls, it was fairly quiet.

[wingenvy]

Daisy? Who's Daisy? [And why is it a 'he'?]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, you only saw him that one day. Daisy's the wolf with wings who came to the church. Anyway, he was staying at the church and went on walks with me sometimes, so I named him.

[wingenvy]

..... You named him Daisy? [O-oh god. If he could only have seen Angeal's face...]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

He was very sweet, so it fit. [/AERITH LOGIC, what is this.]

[wingenvy]

That's pretty cute. So he behaved himself, huh? Even delivered your mail and everything.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

He was leaving to go see you anyway; I figured he wouldn't mind carrying a letter with. And he was polite and well-mannered.

[wingenvy]

He was coming to see me, really? I wonder why... I guess maybe he sensed something. [Weird... that it seemed to appear right when he'd needed some backup. That was Angeal for you, though.]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

That's what it seemed like. And he did get to you, so he was a better mailman than Tseng.

[wingenvy]

Tseng? I don't think he was looking for me to deliver letters. [He doesn't exactly trust the Turks like he used to.]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[Aerith's mood kind of plummets at that. She'd never been able to trust the Turks completely, but Tseng had been lenient and let her get away with a hell of a lot, even if she was always under surveillance, and based on that, she'd hoped that Tseng would try to get the letters to Zack.

Given what had been actually going on, though...it's unsurprising he didn't. And the idea that Tseng had been looking for Zack, to hurt him...]

No, I guess not. But there wasn't anything else I could have done with them.

[Just. Let's go back to the better topic now.] Anyway, Daisy was good company while he was there. Let's see, what else was I doing...? Oh, and I taught myself to fight a little.

[wingenvy]

[Yeah, better topic would probably be good.]

Yeah, you mentioned something about being able to fight... with a staff, right?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[Better topic get.]

Mhm! And I've been practicing with Myuria here.

[wingenvy]

Myuria? A friend of yours?