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Hey, everybody, it's Cloud's birthday! Be sure to wish him well and give him a big hug, okay? It's just what he wants!

Oh, and everybody in Brave Vesperia, or anybody who's thinking about joining- don't let Yuri's business talk fool you. Next time we have a meeting, we'll make it a big party, so get ready, okay? Bring food if you can! Lots of it!

Tifa, you're settling in okay at home, right? No catfights between the girls yet? [Yes, he means Tammy and Cloud too.] Sorry about the mess outside, I'm still working on Tammy's stable.

Speaking of which- Spike, I'm gonna need a hand getting the walls up.

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[OH MY GOD THAT FACE]

[That's RIGHT. You behave yourself.

Slicking up now.]

[BRB TRAUMATIZED]

Zack, lean over.

[WHAT, NO. THAT WAS THE MOST HORRIFYING EXPRESSION IN EXISTENCE, WHY WOULD HE WANT TO BE FUCKED BY THAT. AUGH. NO. GO AWAY SPIKE. HE FEELS VIOLENTLY ILL, THAT WAS AN UNSEXY FACE.]

[So let's get this straight.

Not only are you revoking your birthday present, not only did you drag him into the shower and get him worked up despite his initial GUTWRENCHING HORROR associated with equally gutwrenchingly horrific memories, not only did you refuse to play along and get turned on properly, but now you are going to deny him sex?

NOW. You are going to DENY. HIM. SEX?]

[Yes.]

Zack if you do not let me screw you right now after all that foreplay we are going to have a slight problem.

I don't know, I'm feeling a little slighted. I'm not sure I'm still in the mood.

[Bathtub throwdown in 3...]

[Yawn.]

[TWO-ONE-POUNCE]

[Oh hai, you want something?]

[YES YOU JERKFACE. Cloud is wrestling Zack down into the tub and sfslfjpffsfffff the water spray is all over down here and it's like being near a waterfall or something but ZACK LET HIM FUCK YOU ALREADY]

[Sheesh, you're such prissy pants.]

You could've asked nicely. Barbarian.

You stopped me just as we were about to start. [Cloud's straddling Zack's waist so he doesn't go anywhere and leans back to turn off the shower (though he keeps the water running in case they get cold). He reaches up to run his hands through his hair and shake the heaviest of water droplets from it, giving Zack a vaguely disgruntled look.]

[....Hey, you actually look kind of sexy like that. All wet and ruffled and grumpy. Let's drag those pouty lips down for a kiss, shall we?]

[...dude what you were just about to revoke sex a second ago. ZACK YOU ARE BIPOLAR.

Mmmm but this is a promising turn of events, although once they break for air Cloud is extremely confused.] ...w...was it something I said?

[.....FACE. PALM.]

...Spike, for the love of Holy, I was teasing you for being kind of a jerk. Do you want to have sex or not?

...........I was being a jerk? [WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN]

A manipulative one, at that. I know you love the power trip, but it can't all be about you, y'know.

I was being a manipulative jerk...? [Oh dear.]

It's fine; you've got a lot to learn anyway. Just give it some thought later.

[YES BUT NOW HE'S BEATING UP ON HIMSELF. D-depressed.]

[GOD YOU ARE SO PRISSY, HONESTLY.

Get back on your ass, Zack is going to perk you right up with that birthday blowjob. You are so high maintenance.]

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[Action] Yeah right, you loved it.

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