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Passed it again, huh. I keep losing track... wonder if it's a good thing.

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Hey, so... does anybody have a particular day - or more than one, I guess - that means something to them? Not their birthday or a holiday or anything like that, I mean a regular, normal day where something important or significant happened to them. Could be good or bad, whatever.

[Zack's in a weird mood today, for... various reasons. He's also lounging in the hammock outside House 50, enjoying it while he can before the cold weather forces him to take it down, so if you happen to be in the area, feel free to bother him that way instead.]

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Well, yeah, but your enthusiasm was starting to worry me. Should I add that to the list of little things? 'Make Zack tubby'?

"Stuff Zack fat and silly with pizza." It's my insurance plan.

Insurance plan, huh? Making sure I'm too fat to wander off again?

...I was thinking more along the lines of "ahhh, what if I gain weight, I don't want to be fatter than my boyfriend", but yours is much less shallow. Let's go with that.

...I can't imagine you ever being fat, either. [The concept breaks his brain. Aerith's always been something of a string bean, even if her curves have filled out nicely since they started dating as teenagers.]

That's good, because I'm getting a second slice. [Still hungry. ORDERING~ olives and pepperoni this time. No, she's not very worried about putting on pounds.]

Oh yeah? Well maybe I'll get two. [EATING CONTEST IS GO.]

[What. What is this.] Your two to my two? [Her tiny two, but shhh, she gets a handicap]

Fine by me! [And cue Mister Fair going back to the counter and getting the two biggest meaty slices he can find. |D]

[She leans forward at the counter again to order another piece so they'll both have two. And then, as soon as she has her slices at the ready--] Go! [CHOMP mmmm THE RACE IS ON.]

[OM NOM NOM PIZZA AND THEY ARE JUST WOLFING IT DOWN. So does Big Mouth or Little Pizza Girl win the prize.]

[Aerith is a fighter but unskilled in the ways of food fu.]

[In that case, down his vacuum-throat goes the pizza. TO THE VICTOR THE SPOILS.]

I can't keep up with you. [She does finish off the last of that third slice, though. Now full.]

It's better to eat at your own pace anyway. [Said with a somewhat occupied mouth. He's licking his fingers.]

You say that after winning. [Unless Zack always sucks it down like he's been in a famine.]

There's no harm in getting it down fast so you can do other fun stuff, too! [Maybe not quite that fast, but soldiers have to be good at eating fast while on the go, so maybe it's a habit |D]

So what other fun stuff do you want to do, then?

[~~sex~~]

Hmmm... that's a good question. You know, Luceti really needs more fun stuff for people to do around here!

[fff you gotta ask for it if you want it, Zack XD]

Think they'd listen at all if we asked nicely?

[But that's so rude. He probably got slapped for that once upon a time.]

I dunno, that's never worked on evil scheming dictators before. How about a bribe?

[...so I just pictured Tseng looking at a newly-filed sexual harassment report and being like "really, Zack? *sips coffee, puts it in the folder*"]

With what? They give us everything in here. Hmm...

[And Zack went "p-please don't tell Sephiroth? :DDD;;"]

We could bake them something delicious and leave it at the edge of the barrier!

[it's 1 in the morning and my mind just made Tseng Zack's Mama away from Gongaga]

With a little note of wishes by the plate?

[fffffffff oh my god that is hilarious.]

A list of little luxuries?

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