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[wingenvy]

This place is crazy- I can't believe how many people are here now! Yuri, we should start recruiting! Brave Vesperia could be huge!

It's weird that the newcomers don't have wings, though. Anyone have ideas on why that is? Maybe the Malnosso ran out of 'em or something.

So how many of me are out there now? I want to meet you guys!

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[zig_zag123]

Now you can never get away! [Eats the key]

[wingenvy]

H-hey! ...I can't break these!

[zig_zag123]

Eyes r smartz fangirl!

[wingenvy]

[Sob, how did she do this, he's a SOLDIER, dammit.]

Uh... if I promise not to run, will you let me go?

[zig_zag123]

But I ate the key! So. We get to spend some time together! [HUG!]

[wingenvy]

[If he were a bad person he could rip it out of you. Damn his nice guy self for doing it the hard way.]

...Okay, what do you like to do for fun?

[zig_zag123]

Staaaaaaaaaaaaare at you nakie.

And when I'm not doing that I like to make AMVs of you.

[wingenvy]

[This is terrifying flattery.]

What's that?

[zig_zag123]

Anime music videos! I take scenes from you life and turn them into a mini movie with music! This one time I made you Captain Hammer which was fun because I got to put a shirtless scene in it and Cloud fell down some stairs!

...I like to make Cloud fall down the stairs a lot.

[wingenvy]

...Huh?

[zig_zag123]

Yeah! It just fit you so well!

1/idk

[wingenvy]

2/idk fff

[wingenvy]

3/idddddkkkkk

[wingenvy]

4/AHAHAHA

[wingenvy]

KAY DONE I lol'd

[wingenvy]

I would never throw Aerith in the garbage!

[zig_zag123]

What if it saved her life?!

[Sniff] You didn't like it?

[wingenvy]

...Well it was pretty funny.

But I'd save her in a much more heroic way!

[zig_zag123]

So... you liked it!? YAY! This is good! As it's the only one I made that you don't die in.

Except that one two second crack video...

[wingenvy]

Wh... what is that?

[zig_zag123]

Yeah. You're death was so epic and sad that it's hard not to use it.

[wingenvy]

E-epic...

[zig_zag123]

[Goes all teary eyed] Yeah! Sacrificing yourself for a friend!? Taking on a whole army and nearly defeating it all on your own. And you looked smoking hot while doing so?

Epic.

[wingenvy]

Smoking hot... while dying...?

[THIS IS NOT HOW HE REMEMBERS IT.]

[zig_zag123]

[Dreamy sigh] Yeah... I just wanted to lick you clean. And kiss away your boo-boos.