[she is the physical embodiment of stubbornness and he's done, done. with an irritated huff he grabs the phone, then grabs her, dumping her right onto his shoulder and holding her there while he goes digging through his contacts again for Cloud. Aha, there he is.]
Hang on, I'm on the phone.
[he knows he's cheating but he just can't be bothered to give a shit anymore. this is sooooo dumb.]
[Meanwhile, Cloud is still here in the cafe, staring down at the little toy in his hand while his and Aerith's untouched drinks sweat wet circles into the tablecloth. She was so upset. Ohhhh man, he fucked up so bad just now. He should've just kept his stupid mouth shut...
When his comm buzzes and he pulls it out to see Zack's name on the contact, he winces. What if she went and told him that Cloud wanted her to pick between them? What if he thinks Cloud's trying to steal more away from him?
With great reluctance, Cloud answers the call and cradles the comm between his shoulder and his ear as he gets up to make his way out of the cafe. This might get a little loud.] Cloud.
[He was gonna yell some more but he's honestly dying to hear Cloud's side of this dumpster pile of decision-making. He's still loud, though. That's not likely to change any time soon.]
........................shit does he have an explanation] I wasn't like- I wasn't tryin' to tell her she had to pick or I wouldn't be friends with her. Or anything like that, I just didn't- I wasn't gonna be all hittin' on her if she and you were gonna go out. I didn't know, since she loves you and loved you first, and-
-you are calling about Aerith, right? [Because otherwise things are gonna get even more awkward]
[if he wasn't as annoyed as he is right now he'd have said "no" just to hear Cloud try and explain himself after that one. BUT ALAS, NOW IS NOT THE TIME
but okay, that paints a (slightly) clearer picture. cool.]
Of course it's about Aerith. Look- you want to date her, don't you?
Doesn't h- okay, hold on. [Okay. Give him a minute. He's going to sink down in this park bench and put his head in his hand because what the fuck, man,] ...Zack, how would that even work? Have you done that before?
Me? Nah. I've heard about it, though. We'd probably have to all get together and hash out the details if we were gonna do it. I just wanna know if it's an option first. So?
[What did he just say about making it complicated?]
[ZACK..................] Okay......okay, I'm gonna come to you guys so we can all talk about this. This is...weird, but I just wanna hear more from you both before I go makin' any decisions.
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[ She's grabbing at his phone for real now, frustrated and stubborn. ]
Zack, please! Stop!
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Hey! Just let me...!
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No!
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Hang on, I'm on the phone.
[he knows he's cheating but he just can't be bothered to give a shit anymore. this is sooooo dumb.]
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[ She over his shoulder, what, and she smacks at his back with her fists. ]
You jerk!
ELSEWHERE
When his comm buzzes and he pulls it out to see Zack's name on the contact, he winces. What if she went and told him that Cloud wanted her to pick between them? What if he thinks Cloud's trying to steal more away from him?
With great reluctance, Cloud answers the call and cradles the comm between his shoulder and his ear as he gets up to make his way out of the cafe. This might get a little loud.] Cloud.
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[did you say loud because it's actually EXTRA LOUD]
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[He was gonna yell some more but he's honestly dying to hear Cloud's side of this dumpster pile of decision-making. He's still loud, though. That's not likely to change any time soon.]
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........................shit does he have an explanation] I wasn't like- I wasn't tryin' to tell her she had to pick or I wouldn't be friends with her. Or anything like that, I just didn't- I wasn't gonna be all hittin' on her if she and you were gonna go out. I didn't know, since she loves you and loved you first, and-
-you are calling about Aerith, right? [Because otherwise things are gonna get even more awkward]
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but okay, that paints a (slightly) clearer picture. cool.]
Of course it's about Aerith. Look- you want to date her, don't you?
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...I do like her... [LOOK. IT'S SO COMPLICATED]
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IS
SO
DONE]
That's not what I asked, Cloud! Do you want to date her or not!?
[VOLUME'S BACK TO 11]
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Finally. Okay, cool. Me too.
[Now we're getting somewhere.]
So if she dated us both, would it piss you off? Or would that be fine?
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[aerith he is on the phone do you MIND and please stop hitting him]
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[anyway.]
I mean it just like it sounds. You wanna date her, I wanna date her, she wants to date us both. So let's just do it! Doesn't have to be complicated.
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[What did he just say about making it complicated?]
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[which is weird, right? he doesn't get it.]
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