[Unintentional Voice Post]

[wingenvy]

[There is a sound of small feet bouncing on something springy and cushioned. After a moment, a loud, childish voice joins the noise.]

Five little cactuars bouncing on the bed~
One fell off and bumped his head~
Hmmm hmm hmmm~

.... Ummm... I dunno what's after that...

Four little cactuars bouncing on the bed!

[ooc: Zack's awake! And yes, he is also a child. Six years old to be exact. He is also jumping rather shamelessly on Cloud's bed.]

Comments

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

What's a cactuar?

[wingenvy]

A monster!

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

A...monster?

[wingenvy]

Yeah! Not a scary one though. It goes BOING BOING and shoots needles but mostly it just runs away.

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

I thought monsters were called that because they were scary.

[wingenvy]

Nuh-uh! Monsters are monsters because they're monsters! That's all!

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

But people call me a monster because they're scared of me...

[wingenvy]

Why would they be scared of you? You're just a kid too! That makes you a kid, not a monster!

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

They're scared of me because I have Shukaku in me.

[wingenvy]

What's Shukaku? Can you eat it?

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

No...Shukaku's a sand demon.

[wingenvy]

Demon? You've got a demon inside you?!

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

[wingenvy]

Wow... does it hurt? It must be really little if it's inside a kid! How'd it get there?

[imnotamonster.livejournal.com]

It doesn't hurt. I'm not sure how it works...