[Accidental Voice Post]

[wingenvy]

Ugh... shitty day. [Flop.] Nnn...

[Silence]

....WHOA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-

Calm down, Spike. Relax.

G-get off me, what the hell Zack-

Will you shut up and stay still? I don't wanna hurt you.

What're you- ngh, OW. ...oh. Hey, that.... nnnnnnnnnnnyes. There. No, move up f-yes. There. Nnngh. A little harder- YES. Ahhhh...

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[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Is that why he kidnapped you?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Deeeefinitely not.

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Are you certain? He seemed to be quite pleased.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

...I was giving him a massage.

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Just a massage?

Do you start all of your dates with some form of kind and flirtatious act?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Well, usually something like tha-

...Cloud's not my date.

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

After seeing you with my mother, I figured you had something of a penchant for blonds.

If she hears this, she may be slightly disappointed.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

I think she'll understand. She's a wonderful little lady.

Speaking of ladies, how are things with Edward?

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

She may want to touch your soul just in case.

Edward is fine. He's has a bit more tact than to leave a journal open when he's pleased.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Touch my what? Is that how people on your world talk dirty?

Oh ho ho. I knew you guys had something going on.

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Oh no, that's one of her powers.

I had thought you curious.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Ohh, gotcha. Huh...

I was. You seemed pretty... uh... well, let's just say it didn't seem like you'd go for it. Edward, on the other hand...

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

It's not as invasive as it sounds.

Was it merely for entertainment, then?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

I think she mentioned it, but it didn't come up much. I'm not worried.

Not exactly. I mean, it wouldn't have been funny if you'd been all 'hands off', because I doubt he'd have been very happy then.

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

She doesn't do it unless she thinks it necessary.

...Is it funny because I wasn't?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

I'm not surprised.

Uh... I guess it's more of a, "I was right!" sort of satisfaction? I dunno, maybe I like having bragging rights.

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

I see.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

You mad?

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Slightly annoyed.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Because I'm glad you guys got together?

[Voice]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

No, not that.

I suppose it's frustrating to look at the whole thing without all the other considerations I had to make.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

I don't think there's much I can do about that one.

[Voice]

[vermified]

What!?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Not now, sweetie, the men are talking.

[Voice]

[vermified]