[Accidental Voice Post]

[wingenvy]

Ugh... shitty day. [Flop.] Nnn...

[Silence]

....WHOA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-

Calm down, Spike. Relax.

G-get off me, what the hell Zack-

Will you shut up and stay still? I don't wanna hurt you.

What're you- ngh, OW. ...oh. Hey, that.... nnnnnnnnnnnyes. There. No, move up f-yes. There. Nnngh. A little harder- YES. Ahhhh...

Comments

[knightofratatosk]

[You're giving him mental images, Zack.]

O-oh, right!

[wingenvy]

[Oh my.]

As long as you do it right, of course.

[knightofratatosk]

What's the right way to do it?

[wingenvy]

It's not something I can just tell you. It's all in how you work the muscles.

[knightofratatosk]

Won't it hurt if you do it too hard? You probably have to be gentle...

[wingenvy]

You have to find a good middle ground. If it's too soft, it won't do any good.

FFF I feel so dirty right now but I am absolutely dying

[knightofratatosk]

So... not too hard, but not too soft either, and you have to work the muscles.

Oh. My. God.

[wingenvy]

Pretty much! Mostly it involves a whole lot of rubbing and scratching, but in the end whoever's getting it feels really good if you find the right spot.

*BRB DEAD FOREVER*

[knightofratatosk]

There's a right spot?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[wingenvy]

Yeah, finding just where to move is kind of trial and error. You'll know you got it when they make a whole lot of noise.

POOR EMIL HAS NO IDEA HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS

[knightofratatosk]

Richter isn't the sort of person to make a lot of noise, though. He's usually really quiet.

ZACK IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.

[wingenvy]

The quiet ones are always more fun.

ILU SO MUCH

[knightofratatosk]

So if I get him to make noise, it must mean it feels really good!

DITTO. GOD EMIL IS CUTE.

[wingenvy]

As long as it doesn't sound like it hurts.

HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF CUTE.

[knightofratatosk]

I don't want to hurt Richter... maybe I should let him go first. He probably knows how do it, anyway.

[wingenvy]

Hey, that's just making him do all the work! The way you do it is to start off nice and gentle. You can't start off hard and hope he likes it.

[knightofratatosk]

Start off gentle and then get harder... okay! I think I can do that.

[wingenvy]

Good luck, Emil! Be sure to let me know if you need any more help.

[knightofratatosk]

Thank you! I'll ask Richter if we can try it tonight.

[wingenvy]

Anytime! I hope it goes well!