[Accidental Voice Post]

[wingenvy]

Ugh... shitty day. [Flop.] Nnn...

[Silence]

....WHOA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-

Calm down, Spike. Relax.

G-get off me, what the hell Zack-

Will you shut up and stay still? I don't wanna hurt you.

What're you- ngh, OW. ...oh. Hey, that.... nnnnnnnnnnnyes. There. No, move up f-yes. There. Nnngh. A little harder- YES. Ahhhh...

Comments

[voice]

[wingenvy]

Everyone's overreacting over an innocent little massage.

[voice]

[perplexme]

That wasn't overreacting Zack, that was just asking. Though that's good to know...

[voice]

[wingenvy]

Yeah, I'm not mad or anything. But you're about the 20th person or something...

[voice]

[perplexme]

...you know even if you were doing what people think you were, it's really none of their business anyway.

[voice]

[wingenvy]

I guess they figured since it was over the journal, I needed some education on subtlety or something. Like I wanted everyone to hear that...

[voice]

[perplexme]

People are strange creatures. If anything, they need some education on subtlety. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF"? Not exactly the most subtle way to go about it.

Then again, what do I know about it?

[voice]

[wingenvy]

You seem to know enough.

[voice]

[perplexme]

Hmm...maybe. Or maybe I'm just smart.

Though now I'm kind of curious about something...

[voice]

[wingenvy]

Could be that, too!

Curious about what?

[voice]

[perplexme]

Not sure if you want me to announce it over the journals. People might think it's unnecessary to share. It's okay though, I can just ignore it.

[voice]

[wingenvy]

I can't think of anything I have to hide.

[voice]

[perplexme]

All right then. Would you prefer it if you were having sex with Cloud instead of just massaging him?

[voice]

[wingenvy]

What.

[voice]

[perplexme]

Told you.

[voice]

[wingenvy]

Uh. Well. In short? No. In long?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[voice]

[perplexme]

...you know, a simple "No" would have made you look less suspicious.

[voice]

[wingenvy]

I gave you a simple no. I was just emphasizing it for effect.

[voice]

[perplexme]

...riiight. Okay, Zack.