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[wingenvy]

Hell yes.



[ooc: Zack missed this event last time. So. ....:D]

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[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...isn't everyone?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

You sure know how to confuse a girl, telling her you're hot for her right after saying you don't want to take her to bed.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with windowshopping when you don't really need a jacket.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Sounds like you need to jack it.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

That won't be necessary.

But thanks for the concern, that's sweet of you. Sure you're not sweet on me?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Like I said, I might mess with you. But who knows, you could have fun~

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Fair, Fair Fair. You know the prank doesn't work if you tell the butt of the joke ahead of time.

But I'll forgive you. I'll even treat you to drinks and pretend I don't know you for the night so I won't feel guilty for staring at your chest.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

I might let you touch them if you get me drunk enough.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Don't sound too desperate now. Someone might think you haven't gotten laid lately.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

More recently than you.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Yeah, fixing that.

Maybe we shouldn't go to the bar, though; I hear your little boytoy got himself a sex change too. Wouldn't want to jump him as you...


...on second thought, let's go. I'll watch.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

... I think his boyfriend would gut us both.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You, maybe.

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

I don't know, he's right at your level. You'd be an easy enough target.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You're throwing out height jokes when you've got tits?

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

But tits are wonderful. Short guys are just pathetic.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Right, which is why your girlfriend forgot all about you and fell for me instead.

[Voice] 1/2

[wingenvy]

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

... Later, Spike.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[...oh wait. OH FUCK THAT WAS A BAD THING TO SAY]

W-wait, Zack-

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

Go have your fun. Maybe I'll catch you later.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Goddammit.]

Look, I'm sorry. That- it's a shitty thing to say, and it's not even true, and I don't know why I said it-

...c'mon. Zack...? I'm sorry...

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

You wouldn't have said it if it wasn't true.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

No, it wasn't, it wasn't true. I was just...

Holy. Stupid, stupid stupid.

She loved you, y'know? Really bad. Zack, come on, don't be like this...

[Voice]

[wingenvy]

...It's okay. It's just the experiment. I won't let it bother me.