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[wingenvy]

[Zack is outside House 50 doing squats. Endlessly. No, he's not getting tired anytime soon. He's going to break his old record, goddammit.

Feel free to talk to him, bother him, or challenge his squatting skills, but this is one minigame he's undefeated in!]



[ooc note: Okay guys, I have a prospect for you all! Zack's been affected by the event, Crisis Core style. Part of Crisis Core, for those who are unaware, is the DMW, aka the Digital Mind Wave. Essentially Zack gets a slot machine of people with whom he bonds, granting him a new special attack.

Come and talk to Zack, and your character may get added, with their own quote + special attack; give me something they might say and something significant about their abilities and attack style and I'll think something up for him, Or if you have an idea, feel free to suggest it :3 This is just for fun so it's by no means required that they fight!

Just say in the subject title that you want a DMW, and if they talk enough Zack'll get one /o/]

Comments

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[wingenvy]

...Spike, that's exactly what I've been doing this whole time.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

No, you were doing it like this. [Another perfectly normal squat. Exactly like the other one.]

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[wingenvy]

....It looks the same.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

It's not the same.

[Ho, what's this? Cloud notices something.] ...where's your counter?

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[wingenvy]

My counter? I don't need a counter.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...how do you keep track of how many you're doing?

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[wingenvy]

...With my head, obviously. What are you, 2?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...but that's what a counter is for. So you don't have to.

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[wingenvy]

You have really strange ideas about friendly competitions, Spike.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

It's not strange, this is how it works. Each person has a counter and whoever does the most in a thirty second period gets a Key Item.

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[wingenvy]

You don't get Key Items from squats, they're a bonus mini-game.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...no, you definitely need to get the Key Item from it.

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[wingenvy]

What Key Item? I've never gotten one!

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...a wig. From a bodybuilder in drag.

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[wingenvy]

......

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[wingenvy]

...Was that for the Wall Market thing you were talking about before?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...well I don't look like a girl with hair like this, do I?

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[wingenvy]

[BRB LOLING FOREVER]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Cloud does not understand what's so funny, it's a necessary plot point.]

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[wingenvy]

[AHAHAHAHAHA SQUATTING CROSSDRESSER BODYBUILDER. WHAT. ONLY IN MIDGAR. PFFFFFFFFFF this'll take a while.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[That's okay, Cloud will take this time to get in a few practice squats.]

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[wingenvy]

[fffffff okay we're good now.] ...S-so... ahaha... what happened after that...?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Well, I thought just the dress and the wig would be enough, but apparently it wasn't. [Cloud straightens and starts ticking things off on his fingers.]

So I got the Diamond Tiara -he called it that but shit anyone could tell that thing was fake as hell- the Sexy Cologne, the Lingerie, and then the girls at the Honey Bee Inn put make up on me.

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[wingenvy]

[Oh my god he's saying this with such a straight face, this is amazing.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

The door guard called me and Aerith hot. [Cloud starts doing squats again.] I wanted to deck him, but that probably wouldn't have gone over so well so I didn't.