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[This again... in this instance, though, Zack doesn't mind making the announcement. Luke had given him some bad news recently and it really seems to be hitting him hard, so it wouldn't be fair for the poor guy to have to tell everyone else, as well. He's been through enough lately.]

Hey guys, just a head's up... Guy Cecil's been sent back to his world.

[And since he'd rather not dwell on the bad news-]

Since we've lost him again, Good Spirits - that's the local bar here, for anybody who hasn't visited the place - is still looking for a couple more staff members, if anybody's interested. Servers especially. The place is run by me, Buffy, Raven, and Nami right now, but it's always nice to have a few nights off, so some extra hands can make a big difference for us. Inquire within!

We're trying to expand the menu to include some finger food, too- nothing too complicated, just stuff that's easy for anybody to make. Suggestions would be awesome.

Guess that's it for now.

[This entry can also serve as an OPEN BAR POST if anyone's interested.]

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How do you accidentally poison someone while making a sandwich?

My boy, there are some things yer better off not knowin' at all. My cookin' is one of them. Just leave me servin' the drinks, I'm good at it!

[Though he's not bad at cooking in the slightest, he's just trying to make it sound that way so you don't make him do it. Taking a leaf from Rita's book on this one.]

Okay, okay, fine. Maybe we'll just have a lunch hour service or something and you can work nights.

The works perfectly fine fer this old man! Workin' the night shift seems ta suit me better anyway.

Is there anythin' not cooking related that ya want me ta do while I'm listening?

Uh... nothing I can really think of... oh, but we might be getting some new bar staff this time! Some lovely ladies have volunteered, if you don't have a problem with it.

[He's assuming you don't, because. Ladies. Come on.]

Lovely ladies ya say?! Names, ya gotta give me names!

[Now he's excited, for the wrong reasons.]

[Yeah, he knew that'd peg ya.]

Misato and Norma. Ring any bells?

Uh, no they don't. So I'm guessin' they're not very sexy at all, what a pain.

[Wow, and here he thought they were pretty good looking. He'll end up with foot-in-mouth syndrome when they meet.

....

Oh well.]

You can't possibly tell me that you've met every pretty girl in Luceti somehow.

Not at all! I just happen ta have heard which ones have the best assets! And they don't sound like D-cups ta me.

Alright then, I'll be sure not to schedule you during their shifts! I'll enjoy their company without you around.

Hey! No fair! Besides if ya put me on the same shift as them then you wouldn't have ta worry about me bein' distracted by them. I can do more work!

[Lie.]

Sorry, Raven! That's what you get for putting breast size above the quality of their company. You can work with Ikki. Have fun with that!

I'm only workin' here because I offered ta help Buffy. So I'll stick to workin' my shift alongside hers.

Anyway, I don't touch girls who already have partners.

Man, and here I was thinking I would love to see Buffy hand you your ass if you came on to her.

[The bar doesn't get much entertainment, he's easily bored.]

I once ended up under her bed. I've had enough of scary Buffy ta last a lifetime.

...Experiment or kidnapping?

[Generally in this place it's one or the other.]

Uh... technically? It'd be neither of those.

In that case, I have got to hear this story.

It's not as interestin' as ya think!

[Because it's embarrassing and stupid.]

Come on, now you're just being stingy.

Buffy's house has the same buildin' plan as our house. One night on my way back home after bein' kidnapped I mistook it fer my own. I climbed in through what I thought was my own bedroom window and it turned out ta be Buffy's! She turned the light on when she heard somethin', so I hid under her bed.

That's all there is to it!

[....Wow, Raven. Talk about taking your life in your hands and throwing it into the fire.]

Wait, did she catch you?

What do you think?

I'm going to go with "yes", since you're discussing it publicly on a journal entry about the bar where you both work.

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