[Accidental Voice Post]

[wingenvy]

Ugh... shitty day. [Flop.] Nnn...

[Silence]

....WHOA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-

Calm down, Spike. Relax.

G-get off me, what the hell Zack-

Will you shut up and stay still? I don't wanna hurt you.

What're you- ngh, OW. ...oh. Hey, that.... nnnnnnnnnnnyes. There. No, move up f-yes. There. Nnngh. A little harder- YES. Ahhhh...

Comments

[wingenvy]

...Really? Do they take their time with kids in your home or just let you figure it out yourself?

[knightofratatosk]

I don't really know how it normally works. I'm kind of unusual.

[wingenvy]

Huh... I'll take your word for it, then.

[knightofratatosk]

I'm sorry.

[wingenvy]

What for?

[knightofratatosk]

For being strange.

[wingenvy]

We're all kinda weird here, Emil. No point in apologizing for it.

[knightofratatosk]

... really? It doesn't bother you?

[wingenvy]

I think you'd be hard pressed to find something that does bother me.

[knightofratatosk]

I'm glad.

[wingenvy]

Good!

[knightofratatosk]

So, um... what were you two doing, anyway?

[wingenvy]

Spike's back was a tense mess so I thought I'd give him a little massage. The way he carried on, it's like he's never had one before./

[knightofratatosk]

A massage... I've never had one before either. It sounds nice, though. So it helps relieve tension?

[wingenvy]

Yep! Makes you feel really good when you're stressed out. Spike damn near fell asleep on me.

[knightofratatosk]

I wonder if it would work on Richter... he seems tense a lot of the time.

[wingenvy]

I don't see why not. You just gotta find the sweet spots and you might just get him squirming!

[knightofratatosk]

S-squirming?

[wingenvy]

Yeah! In a good way, of course.

[knightofratatosk]

[You're giving him mental images, Zack.]

O-oh, right!

[wingenvy]

[Oh my.]

As long as you do it right, of course.

[knightofratatosk]

What's the right way to do it?

[wingenvy]

It's not something I can just tell you. It's all in how you work the muscles.

[knightofratatosk]

Won't it hurt if you do it too hard? You probably have to be gentle...

[wingenvy]

You have to find a good middle ground. If it's too soft, it won't do any good.