[Unintentional Voice Post]

[wingenvy]

[There is a sound of small feet bouncing on something springy and cushioned. After a moment, a loud, childish voice joins the noise.]

Five little cactuars bouncing on the bed~
One fell off and bumped his head~
Hmmm hmm hmmm~

.... Ummm... I dunno what's after that...

Four little cactuars bouncing on the bed!

[ooc: Zack's awake! And yes, he is also a child. Six years old to be exact. He is also jumping rather shamelessly on Cloud's bed.]

Comments

[wingenvy]

.... Huh? *flips through the pages, then shouts at it* WHERE ARE YOU MISTER VOICE?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Z-Zack! You don't have to shout, I can hear you fine!

[wingenvy]

You know my name?! Mum was right, books really do make you smart! What's your name, Mister Person-in-a-Book?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Sweet Holy. [Cloud clears his throat.]

My name's Cloud. You're...probably in my house, still. And probably jumping on my bed, from the sounds of it.

[wingenvy]

This is your bed? Oh. Sorry, Mister Cloud! Should I stop bouncing? You have a really nice bed...

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...no, go right ahead. Knock yourself out. Not literally, of course.

[wingenvy]

Hee hee, yay! Okay, I will!

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Y'know...you don't seem scared. I'm impressed. Not surprised, though.

[wingenvy]

What's to be scared of? I dunno where I am but it looks like a nice house, and the bed's comfy, and your voice is nice too!

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Definitely a small town kid.

You have good points there. You can explore that house, but could you wait until I get there before leaving the house?

[wingenvy]

Okee doke! I'll look around till you get here, promise! But not really.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I bet.


[[ooc: Mako-enhanced hearing = Cloud knows whut you muttered, Zack.]]

[wingenvy]

Are you callin' me a liar, mister?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

No, but I bet you do what you want, when you want to. Am I right?

[wingenvy]

Uh-huh! Mum says I'm a delincunt.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[THERE IS THE SOUND OF A SPITTAKE.]


D...delinquent. You're thinking of the word delinquent.

[wingenvy]

Yeah, that.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Your Mama is a smart lady. I kind of wish she was here, actually.

[wingenvy]

Really? I don't! She'd never let me jump on the bed!

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You say that now, but you know you'll miss her after a while.

[wingenvy]

Well, where is she? How long until I see her again?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Probably only about a week or so, maybe a little longer. She um...needed a vacation. She decided to go to Costa del Sol for a little while, and asked me to look after you.

[wingenvy]

Costa del Sol?

But... she didn't even say goodbye...

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

There was a buggy headed there but it was leaving, and she didn't want to wake you up. She told me to tell you to be good, and don't fall out of the trees, and don't get lost in the woods again and don't tease the monsters unless you feel like being a frog again since she's out of maiden's kisses.

[wingenvy]

Sh-she told you about that?! SHE PROMISED SHE WOULDN'T ;____;